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By curtain buyer - 09/03/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

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Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML
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dawood_k 27

Be honest... How long did you watch them go at it

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jarrettd 27

Or, you could stand at the window and make the face that my profile pic makes. Once someone sees this look through their window they'll buy you and themselves new curtains.

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Fmlsea 28

they could be exhibitionist for all you know.

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joeblow6969 5

Or buy a laser pointer and coach to him what areas to focus on during foreplay. they might close the blinds...

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berkeleyjake 13

or you could not and create a website

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Live show beats Netflix any day. I smell humblebrag.

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Matttis 7

Oh man free live ****! Are they hot?

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khoov19 20

wht? thts not wht u thought an apartment with a view ment?

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ToxicTyrael 26

Please don't write like a gangster...

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khoov19 20

why the heck are you talking about? because I put "u" in place of "you" that makes me a gangster?

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Ashd09 30

because you refuse to type the few extra letters it requires to spell words correctly. I wouldn't say you type like a gangster, just an idiot

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khoov19 20

yes I left off two letters but I can garuntee that choice of syntax or as others belive error in judgment does not make me sound nor talk like a gangster nor does it make me sound like an idiot. if anything at worst a lazy speller.

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Ashd09 30

I should point out that you left out 7 letters in total. If you're not going to put in a tiny bit of effort to spell out simple words, you probably shouldn't comment.

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khoov19 20

And if you decide to post a picture of yourself you should not dress like an animal it tends to attract freaks well unless that's what your going for that is. and as far as my grammatical and or spelling errors I wholeheartedly agree I should put in more effort. well that is if I wanted to or even gave a rats ass about what you or any of your cohorts thought or think of my posts. see what we have here is someone that has stopped caring long ago about what other actually think of me or my literary prowess and regardless of you or others may think, I lead a full productive life without feeling a need to be validated by anyone and in particular, other children that decide to make a comment on a post of mine to validate their own inadequacy or irrelevance in the world they live in. but seriously I think if you keep up the good work eventually you will feel like you actually matter and one day you will feel relevant in the world as a human and until then good luck I wish you well.

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Ashd09 30

You might want to work on your punctuation too. And as for me feeling "inadequate" that's only a baseless assumption you made after looking at my profile and comments. I am perfectly happy with the way I am. I painted my face like a cat because, surprise surprise, I wanted to. I am not out to attract "freaks" as I am only 15 and care about my health and well being. Now, I am done arguing with a 40+ year old man that lacks the grammar skills of a 9 year old. Goodbye to you.

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Badkarma4u 17

If its so horrible, you don't HAVE to look into their window.

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toxic324x 17

I didn't know people still say shag

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vikky538 28

did the apartment owners put the ad saying "apartment with a viee,"

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Pixiemels 19

In such a situation, one does not buy curtains, one buys popcorn!!!!!

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