Health, Pregnancy and Farts: Hilarious

Hilarious

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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By honeybunny - 19/11/2014 19:04 - United States - Norman

Today, I'm 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long, 12-hour drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2018 17:30

Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 17:01 - United States - Portland

Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML

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Clenched

By Lovergirl - 01/01/2010 20:23 - United States

Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By AW - 10/01/2011 12:48

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML

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Hot air

By SuperSleuth - 07/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Miami

Today, right before my hubby got home and walked into the bedroom, I farted. The smell was so bad that he thought he'd stepped in shit and to looked at the bottom of his shoes for dog poop. I laughed so hard, but with a horrified look he asked, "How"? He says I've got to see a doctor. FML

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Yarrachel 16

Thursday 2 February 2012 0:11

Just throw up on him, that'll teach him.

narkui 10

Thursday 2 February 2012 0:10

Nice husband you got there;)

Comments

shivablaze 7

Saturday 4 February 2012 23:50

The next time he dares, vomit all over him. He deserves it.

Keahi 6

Sunday 5 February 2012 1:35

Haha! That's who you chose to marry!

sxdryv 14

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:59

Next time he does that simply throw up on him! Easy fix.

katelynnfml 3

Monday 6 February 2012 0:22

omg he's weird

Sabella117 0

Monday 6 February 2012 2:08

kind of your own fault for marrying a 12 year old

kitsune3 20

Sunday 19 February 2012 8:05

Technically every married woman is married to a 12-year-old, hon. No man ever completely and truly grows up. They are all man-children at heart, forever.

nvo 6

Monday 6 February 2012 5:13

What an asshole.

Mossadchick 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:07

Thats so mean!

Starlily7 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 15:29

Im sorry but this made me laugh hysterically. xD

JessieB0710 0

Monday 27 February 2012 4:55

Mine would probably do the same. What is it with men and farting? How come women can hold them in when necessary and when I ask him to do the same he says he can't because it hurts him. Lol. Good luck! :)