Hilarious

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
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Yarrachel 16

Just throw up on him, that'll teach him.

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fmessiah 19

Slip him some sleeping tablets, when he is out of it, shave his entire body - roughly, draw on eye liner in coloured permanent marker, rip his intestines out of his throat so you never have to suffer through that again and then gag and bind him so you can get a peaceful nights sleep.

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Outsider_77 0

Isn't ripping out his intestines going too far?

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GoW_Chick 14

I was serious when I said you sound like you need a hug, just take the hug and everything will be okay.

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Nutty4Muffs 3

I'll admit you're previous murder story was pretty sweet, but this crosses some kind of marital line.

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MrSassypants 33

Yeah 11 show them who is the boss. We should do this to anyone who makes us angry. It's the only logical solution.

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The_Hitdude 12

#23 I thought the permanent marker wa too far, then I read the rest of the comment. #11 Has this happened to you before? Is that why you're so bitter? I think you need a hug... *attempts hug* *gets head blown off by #11's sawed off shotgun*

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fmessiah 19

A pregnant lady will go to great lengths to have an undisturbed night of sleep, and my method should afford her that.

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The_Hitdude 12

Yeah, but not many peaceful nights afterward...I don't think jail cells are very comfortable.

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FiasCudi 0

is it really necessary to gag and bind him after you have already ripped his intestines out of his throat? I may be missing something here, but I'm pretty sure he won't live very long after he gets his intestines ripped out.

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BibzIzBack 5

Someones gonna become a serial killer.....

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fmessiah 19

Yes he will die shortly after that, but do you really want him thrashing around and screaming while he dies? Won't take long to gag and bound him and few extra minutes of peaceful sleep seems worthwhile.

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Krulin 8

@179: I know right? Doesn't everyone know that your intestines are in your gut, and not your throat?

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meridius4510 4

Wtf have u been taking?

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biggestfan23 11

Throw up on your husband and see if he's laughing then

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birdfreak 24

Men can be so immature sometimes *eye roll* and people don't attack me because I said that, I said CAN BE!

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LaughinStock 16

LOL 28 always goes H.A.M on people. I'm going to start a stalker fan club on you, if that's ok :P

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The_Hitdude 12

Coming from a 16 year old... You should've said "Boys can be so immature." In that case, I would agree with you. And I'm a guy.

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KiddNYC1O 20

How dare you say "people don't attack me"?! Don't you know if you act like prey you will be prey?

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friedchkn97 4

if everyone was mature then life would be kinda boring

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MaceFaceLOL 8

Daaamn he just shat all over you. If you are calling guys "men" at the age of 16 you are what is called 'jailbait'

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upyourzlolz 11

Well, he's her husband, so I'd think he is a keeper.

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GoW_Chick 14

And plus she is pregnant with his child so that makes him even more of a keeper, I'm still waiting for some idiot to say "divorce his ass," because that seems to be the solution of some dimwits to FML stories like this.

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AllSoul 23

I apologise for my stupidity, I'll go and crawl back into my hole now. Farewell. (Someone did say "Tell him to stop or leave him"...)

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tennisrapper1 14

Obviously if he has the right to fart in your presence, you have the right to throw up wherever you want. :P

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chubby_choco 17

I'd imagine OP's already done that...hence posting an FML.

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myohmy123 0

Wow, how supportive of him.

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lionlvr 9

Next time he does it, just vomit on him.

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