Hilarious

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
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Yarrachel 16

Just throw up on him, that'll teach him.

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Comments

JohnnyxViet 0

well at least he didn't put his ******** on your face and call you squidward.

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Bigboned38 0

He's acting like s dick, punch him in the balls

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vturbz91 0

Aha ya punch him in the balls and make him throw up

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Kage336 2

My boyfriend thought that was funny too when I was in my first trimester...especially in the car when the window on my side wouldn't roll down.

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lovertolover 4

So vomit in a pair of his favourite shoes.

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Redoxx_fml 22

What is he Peter Griffin?

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Namesuhate11 0

*beats the shit out of husband, then looks back* "Roadhouse"

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himynamesholly 0

he can give you pink eye doing that.

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Angelrose2004 17

Is that a "Knocked Up" reference? Such an awesome movie!

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CaptainPickles72 18

But I thought you got brown eye from people farting in your face! O.o

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jacquay09 3

95- You can definitely get pink eye from someone farting in your face. I'm just saying...

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MaceFaceLOL 8

95-I am blown away from how ignorant your comment was, do not make medical falsifications unless you have a P.H.D in anything related to infections.

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Krulin 8

So you're saying it's OK for someone with PHDs to make up lies about medication?

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MaceFaceLOL 8

I said unless you have a PHD don't say things you don't actually know.

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artmastr 0

Tell him your going to divorce him and give him full custody if he doesn't knock it off.

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agm77 9

That's so ****** up. My husband did the exact same thing to me when I was pregnant. I ended up puking on him and he never did it again.

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ShelboTron 0

Crack him in the nuts the next time he gets in your face. I can bet he won't do it again.

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