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By Jon - 05/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

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By bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Beesmakemerun - 10/04/2017 04:00

Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

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By kirassi919 - 20/09/2012 16:50 - United States - North Wales

Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 08:40 - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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SummerTime98 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:27

"Today, while I was mowing my lawn I got attacked by a swarm of bees. To top it off my neighbor saw it happen and laughed at me without thinking of giving me hand. FML"

leyla_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:07

I guess if you were far enough away, you wouldn't see the bees.. And since the mower was going, you wouldn't hear the bees... YDI/FYL, I'm on the border hahaha. Pity for the neighbor. More F his life.

Comments

amagaeru 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 10:09

Doing it from the neighbor's perspective wasn't that funny the first time, much less the next five...

nodbor 11

Tuesday 5 May 2009 10:15

today, there was a group of us out flying, having a good time and some asshole runs over us with a noisy thing on wheels and a sharp spinning thing that cut up some of my friends. So the the rest of us stung the mf. Now we are all dying.

blland 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 10:21

what could you have done?

Sessee 4

Tuesday 5 May 2009 10:35

Why would he do a crazy dance while mowing the lawn?

username93 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:05

just for future reference, how could the OP have helped?

hk_fml 9

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:05

Aww I wouldnt blame you. Approaching someone being attacked by bees isnt the smartest thing to do. And you wouldnt have heard them, with the mower going. And teenagers do weird things sometimes. You definitely do not deserve it.

lonelyperson 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:45

#22 has a point.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:01

Why must everyone make a reversal fml? No it is not funny, so please stop. It has been 5/6 of you already. This isn't your FML OP this is your neighbor's FML.

Go_Home 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:10

That's funny! It's like watching people talk through a window and you can't really hear what they're saying. I can picture this whole thing. What a classic!

emorockerownage 9

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:17

wait for it Today I was attacked by a swarm of bees while my douche bag of a neighbor just stood there and watched now I'm in the hospital with my entire body covered in stings FML.