Weird and Intimacy: Holes - FML

Holes

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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By xxxzzzooo - 02/01/2010 17:22 - United States

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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By disappointed - 20/09/2013 16:30 - Canada - Waterloo

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Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML

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Top comments

IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

Monday 26 December 2011 8:07

Next time, go around to the other side and surprise him.

xAttackAttackx 25

Monday 26 December 2011 8:05

...how big was the hole?

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prcd4plsr 1

Monday 26 December 2011 18:21

There comes a time in every mans life where he just has to say wtf and stick his **** in some unusual hole... Unfortunately for this poor bastard he caught got when his time came haha!!!!

JonnyAnonymous 0

Monday 26 December 2011 20:26

My decision depends on what is on the other side of the wall XP

woiz 11

Monday 26 December 2011 21:12

check who's on other side of the wall?

janro72 10

Monday 26 December 2011 22:13

Whoa! Justin Bieber!

Ssampson1464 0

Monday 26 December 2011 22:21

Then you should put it out for him more. I'm mean damn.

Mea022796 2

Monday 26 December 2011 23:03

Naughty!

ronski 41

Monday 26 December 2011 23:42

What was on the other side? ;)

samaroo0 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:38

Glory hole???

Petunia888 13

Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:35

*scottish accent*: He was hoping for a rub and a tug!

nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Tuesday 27 December 2011 4:01

We all knew that wall was a *****.

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