Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
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roflinyourwaffle 0

at least you're on vacation. your ex had to fly back 2000 miles by herself.

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bARbi3_d0Ll 0

what a waste of time

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jayAZ 3

live it up! it's still a vacation, just one less hassle and complaint! jump out of comfort zone and live it up!

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Erindub 0

Wow thats a tough one. sorry to hear. I had a boyfriend dump me the night before our vacation. At least you got to go

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jaykaylol 0

I hope she paid for her own ticket op :/

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CallMeHush 0

Sweet, now get off the Internet, get out there and bang some strange!

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roflinyourwaffle 0

good afternoon. i'd like to purchase 3 stranges and 4 internetz please.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sorry, we don't serve food here. GET IT?! b/c you're a waffle?!?! meh.

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roflinyourwaffle 0

oh sorry. i thought this was victoria's secret.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Victoria told me all her secrets last night.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Bacon to go with, or no waffles for anyone.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

well heres how i see it: it sucks, but would you rather have spent the entire vacation with her only to break up with you after the trip? think of it this way, you are now single ON VACATION! take advantage! find cute girls, go out to clubs and bars around the area, youll have a great time and being on vacation will definitely get your mind off of her at least for a little bit.

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immazombeastxD 0

* GF looks at her BF* BF: " HUUUURRR DUUURR GF: " awe fcuk I can't do this anymore"

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shadowPlayer 6

Who the hell leaves before the vacation?

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cchevy 0

That is awesome!! Live it up dude.

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xxxviii 5

Andddddddddddddddddddd you are complaining?? I dont see the problem. Vacation, alone,,w/money and strange women......???

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CalGirl1990 0

I bet it's because you're an ass. I could be wrong, but who breaks up on their first day of a fun vacation?

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