Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
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roflinyourwaffle 0

at least you're on vacation. your ex had to fly back 2000 miles by herself.

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bARbi3_d0Ll 0

what a waste of time

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I'm wondering if OP's one of those really shitty annoying travelers. If so, I really hope he isn't American. :/

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greengreta 0

Awesome, that's really cool... now you can have a good time instead of being bitched at for two weeks.. Count your blessings. :)

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alvidal08 0

wow wtf. waste of time & money.

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jmeg_fml 0

sorry she broke up with you :( but at least now you're someplace awesome and can do whatever you want on vacation while spending half the money you would have!! also good job #122

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Samuraixman 3

sucks to be her she most likely had to pay a lot of money for her ticket back home

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LeftyPitcher 0

I don't no bout u but I'm thinking strip club

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ConnorZeppelin12 0

so you're single at some far away town where you will never meet those ppl again... go score some ass dude!! make sure you get some record of it and come up with insane sex stories so your ex will so how better you are w/out her

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zackkmann21 0

that's ****** up

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wordgirl 0

Next time, let her pick the spot. :) But seriously, at least she didn't use you for the vacay and *then* dump you. You'll find true love, man. Just give it time and good intentions.

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