Vacation and Love: Holiday blues

Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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You deserved it 4 035

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By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

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By broke - 05/05/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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You deserved it 3 160

By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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Next time, text me instead

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

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By dumpedandstranded - 15/10/2009 20:19

Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML

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By Flighted - 22/09/2012 04:54 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML

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Enjoy yourself, I guess

By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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Missed me?

By brokebihhhh - 02/01/2017 09:22 - United States

Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML

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You deserved it 677

roflinyourwaffle 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:36

at least you're on vacation. your ex had to fly back 2000 miles by herself.

bARbi3_d0Ll 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:33

what a waste of time

Comments

Fooberry 9

Saturday 31 July 2010 7:48

Meet some chicks at your vacation location. :D

lawlatyourfml 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 8:03

rebound chick lol

AttitudeMel 4

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:39

humm anyone thought that maybe and I mean maybe he has feelings for her and that he actually might be hurt? having said that, who says he is hot enough to get laid that easily?

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Saturday 31 July 2010 14:18

1) and the fastest way for him to get over those feelings and the hurt and get on with his life is to go out and fornicate! 2) no matter how ugly someone is, there is always SOMEONE desperately horny enough to fornicate with him/her.

roflinyourwaffle 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 18:31

YDI for not fornicating.

VolleyballSMASH 1

Saturday 31 July 2010 16:32

I think everyone in posts above are being to pessimisstic. You are on vacation! Get out, enjoy yourself, and try to get over her!

marierad 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 19:07

he just got freshly dumped, and is alone in an unknown (prob romantic) place where he doesnt know anyone. so you have a very sad man watching other happy couples hold hands on the beach while he feels like hes going to cry over his ex. sounds like a lovely vaca......i wouldnt be able to have any fun if that happen to me. theres no distraction and support from your misery like your friends. Im sorry OP, that sucks and shes a bitch to do that to you, its horrible. she should have done it before the trip so you could bring a friend or after you guys got back.