Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
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roflinyourwaffle 0

at least you're on vacation. your ex had to fly back 2000 miles by herself.

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bARbi3_d0Ll 0

what a waste of time

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PlutoSA 0

Prolonged pity party OR start of the best holiday of your life. Your choice.

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Gian1288 0

That's not very nice, and she waited to tell you when you got there.

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Zarthustamae 0

Hey where are you and I'll gladly take her place!

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sykokitti 15

hey bet that trip would have been boring with her anyway... hope you went out and got laid a couple times

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oelfke 5

that doesnt sound like a bad thing now you got nothing to hold you back

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onlyin_urdreamz 5

Im sorry abt yur gf but dudee yur on VACATION hot chicks && alcohol are probably bountiful soo get over it && GO GET LAID

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UNICORNmonster 0

Don't think of it as being on vacation alone, be optimistic. You're now single, and the relaxing vacation should help you to forget about that *****, so that you can go be free and single. :3

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JiggilyJoe 10

I really hope you went out and had the best vacation ever!

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dbreitenfeld 0

Find a hotter girl now that you're single and on vacation

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