Vacation and Love: Holiday blues

Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

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By broke - 05/05/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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Next time, text me instead

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

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By dumpedandstranded - 15/10/2009 20:19

Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML

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By Flighted - 22/09/2012 04:54 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML

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Enjoy yourself, I guess

By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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Missed me?

By brokebihhhh - 02/01/2017 09:22 - United States

Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML

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roflinyourwaffle 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:36

at least you're on vacation. your ex had to fly back 2000 miles by herself.

bARbi3_d0Ll 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:33

what a waste of time

Comments

ITS_SNORLAX 4

Sunday 15 April 2012 23:35

On the bright side ur free and can hit on ladies no

xxsakuraxx 29

Thursday 9 August 2012 11:49

Thats just wrong. What a bitch!

JBM3292 19

Sunday 9 September 2012 15:20

At least you're still on vacation. Go out there and meet some new people duh!

kezzamumma 3

Monday 8 October 2012 5:04

That sucks but try and make the most of it

R2G4 0

Thursday 22 November 2012 6:49

Soooo rock out with your **** out

UniqueAnt21 3

Thursday 27 December 2012 18:46

That's why I don't get in relationships no more. Just date around. Its not worth the time.

who_else00 12

Monday 5 May 2014 4:10

Dang dude

NamelessFace 22

Saturday 13 September 2014 18:14

******* bitch... Or she would be, if she hadn't paid for it herself. If she did, then this is a good vacation for you to just chill.

risingtide 19

Sunday 17 February 2019 17:31

Why the f&$k am I laughing so hard!

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