How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
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around_the_world 0

Call the cops, seriously.

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RJB 0

Shes ******* dangerous and get a restarining order if she keeps harassing you. Thank God you broke up she could have hurt you. What if you were home?

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cursedcutiepi 0

"broke her up with her"? I hate to be a grammar nazi, but GRAMMAR!! I think you mean broke up with her. sheeesh, what's with these badly worded FML's?

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kristidgranger 3

some girls are just crazy! I hope u pressed chrages! girls and guys need to realize that just bc u breakup with someone It isn't the end of the world! espically since she cheated on YOU!

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mizanonymous 0

really i get it... She's an uber bitch... Sue her, call the police, slash her tires... But rapes and bed burnings... Here's an idea crazy commentors... calm the **** down!

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jpro 0

sue her if she did those things to you, then covered ur car in paint... sue her!

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SarcasticAvenger 9

Wow, she sounds like a keeper! Got her number? Wait, nevermind, you keep her. I might have dated her in the past.

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blastvortex 3

Well, if you knew her well enough, you could've predicted some such response. Unfortunately, unless she left incriminating evidence (which the new "paint job" is not), then you're out of luck. Sans that, reciprocity or sucking it up are about your only options.

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theblueone4 0

yikes. well, here's the way i see it: 1) restraining order and/or 2) make her pay for any damages/stolen money, valuable items, etc. good luck

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NXcusable 0

The court system will solve this problem.

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DameGreyWulf 0

You men hit us too many times in the olden days. You screwed up our brains so now we're crazy and wild bitches. lololol

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traedaria 14

Excuse me? It's not just women who go crazy sometimes and please don't group us all with the crazy bitches like OPs ex, we aren't all like that

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wambamtysam 0

I'm sure when people have bad days they couldn't give less of a shit about people bitching about grammer. sue the bitch, get your money back, and I'm sure insurence will handle the car for the most part. fyl!

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