How did it come to this?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to say, "Put away your burrito," "That ruler is not a lightsaber," and, "Stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
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dropdead16 0

Hahahahha. Thts great. They must be really smart

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HollyDolly660 8

That sounds like a good day to me... What you should have been saying is "Give me a bite of that burrito", "Omg, lightsaber fight!" and "RUFF RUFF RUFF. I win bitches".

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ilikepieandpie 11

I would enjoy a job where I could spout random things like that

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dirtyrussian97 0

I've found that the smartest kids are usually the most childish like me!!

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williamwheat37 0

Today is Saturday dumbass

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williamwheat37 0

And actually it is Sunday

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milob92 5

This amazingly sounds like my retarded class. Specially the dog noise

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anndiwhite 0

That's so amazing!!!!! (:

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