Kids, School and Parents: How very dare you?

How very dare you?

By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

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By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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Jumping the gun

By kylie b - 06/09/2023 16:00

Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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Hank Pecker

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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Alexa, play "Never Enough" by The Cure

By guess who - 07/05/2021 13:59

Today, I made a 99 on my history test. Proud of myself, I went to tell my mom. She cut me off to say, "If it’s less than a 100, you’re fucking grounded." FML

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kimilei 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 12:49

So if you live in your own apartment, how is this a FML? Just don't listen. Duh. I know 13 year olds who know how to rebel against a grounding in their own home better than this.

clipse 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 12:41

Tell me you didn't adhere to it.

Comments

embarrassedsis 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 21:46

how is that an fml??? its not like you actually have to follow it

whatever2304 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:35

uhh so? this is one of the lamest fmls ever

1357katie 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:37

i didnt follow it it just sucked that my mom thought she still had that power over me

hellFighter 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:43

You might want to get her checked, if she's getting older, it might be dementia. That is, she might have forgotten you were actually 27.

teiso_fml 0

Monday 21 September 2009 4:22

This isn't really a FML since your mum has no authority to ground you and there's nothing she can do about it so you can easily ignore her and live your life as normal. This is more of a, "Guess what my mum said," thing. It would be pretty funny if you decided to ground yourself anyway, though. You should do that just so you have a funny story to tell people.

fawfulster 11

Monday 21 September 2009 4:45

Look on the bright side: You don't need to obey that grounding, so it's basically a "**** YOU" on your mom's face.

Ashley868 10

Monday 21 September 2009 5:20

I think this is fake... and if it isn't, well there is nothing she can do. You can still do what you want with your life and there is not damn thing she can say about it. I still think this is fake though.

jocelyn445 0

Monday 21 September 2009 8:00

hahahahahahaha

Passerbye 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:29

I you're 27 and live on your own then she can't tell you to do a damn thing.

Violetina 0

Monday 21 September 2009 13:41

YDI for allowing yourself to be controlled by your 'rents! I mean you have to be willing to be grounded if your parents ground you at that age. God that is pathetic! You cant ground someone who doesnt even live in your house, grow some balls!