Love, Health and Sex: Huge fan - FML

Huge fan

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Acworth

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Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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Ashtray1 4

Friday 3 May 2013 4:50

Clitler is hungry for weiner-schnitzel

aliyourpally 12

Friday 3 May 2013 4:48

Yeah because everyone wants to **** Hitler

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yeayeaserena13 9

Friday 3 May 2013 6:17

she got that from the show girl code. lol

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 3 May 2013 6:20

Alright people, chill out. "She got it from Girl Code". Roger that. Everyone is too busy parroting to notice Perdix creepily filming them from the corner. If I deactivate the comments, maybe people will finally notice and call the damn cops on him already. Well, it's worth a shot.

trumpet27 1

Tuesday 7 March 2017 4:50

Wtfh?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Patsy Boren 19

Saturday 27 May 2017 5:30

That's freaking awesome..

Aiden89 23

Wednesday 12 October 2022 3:29

Ann Frankly I find that funny

Rozay333 36

Wednesday 12 October 2022 11:18

I swear I saw this fml like 10 years ago.

Anderling 32

Thursday 13 October 2022 14:41

How does it feel to be married to the funniest person on the planet?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 16 October 2022 20:40

I don't know whether to be disgusted or amused. The comments on this one, though - that made my day! Thanks, everyone!

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Today, I found out that when my best friend and I were kids, our parents would cancel playdates when either of us opted to not go to church. They said it would, "strengthen our faith." We are now both adults and staunch atheists for that reason, and we're spending way more time together to make up for this crap. FML

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If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] fmylife.com including a link to your website/blog/DA. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do!...

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Today, I threw a punch at my sensei like he told me to, except he failed to block it like he assured me he would. Now I'm banned from his classes and I'm pretty sure he's going to get the police involved. FML

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Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

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Today, my bike slipped on ice and I slid spectacularly for several meters. While my helmet saved me from a cracked skull, nothing could protect me from landing leg-first in the dog poop somebody hadn't bothered to pick up. I had to go to school like that. FML

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Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML

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Today, I went to explore a beach that was rumoured to have big crabs on it instead of the usual small tide pool crabs. I found out that the rumours were true went I went to flip over a rock, which was in fact not a rock. I now have to explain to a doctor how I ended up needing stitches again. FML

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Today, I asked my little cousin if he had a girlfriend if he had a girlfriend. “Yes,“ he said. “Two, but I’m going to keep the one with the biggest boobs.“ He’s 7. FML

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