Hygiene police

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 02:58 - United States

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Today, my daughter and husband surprised me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumped back from the hug and said, "Ewwww, smells like fish." FML
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petite_amber150 0

gross. wash much?

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batman8 0

price check on vagiclean, I repeat, price check on vagiclean

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CzechIsBack 15

And that's why vagisil should be used every day... EVERY day!

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ViviMage 39

Don't douche. But do something!

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Ashamed_Sister 60

I think this is my all-time favourite embarrassment story. If this happens to me I would run home, lock myself somewhere in and wait for death to come and gently take me away.

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MissTres95 13

Maybe if you learned to wash your vag you wouldnt be auch an embarrassment to your husband and daughter for smelling like fish

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LostDN 9

that isn't supposed to have an oder you need to work on your hygiene gross

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PoTnOoto 7

By the way You're not supposed to wash your ****** with soap. That's what makes it smell bad, because it makes the pH imbalanced. The more you know

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rinzlerkitty94 31

Definitely go talk to a gynecologist about that, OP. Do not use a douche, or regular soap and water. Both of those can throw off the PH balance in the ******, and possibly make the situation worse. There are soaps made specifically for washing in the vaginal area that will help to maintain PH balance.

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