Hygiene police

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 02:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, my daughter and husband surprised me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumped back from the hug and said, "Ewwww, smells like fish." FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 846
You deserved it 17 009

Same thing different taste

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petite_amber150 0

price check on vagiclean, I repeat, price check on vagiclean

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Ever heard of a douche?? Maybe you should invest in one

Yulia_fml 0

I like how it's always a guy suggesting a douche. It's been known for a while now that it's bad to use a douche....

she should still ******* wash it, it's the equivalent of a guy not pulling back his forskin (if he has it) to clean it >.<

mintcar 9

Aranda Goldfish? Fangtooth? Lungfish? Tuna? Which exactly?....

IneffableLullaby 13

Next time, shower before you go to work.

well,to cover ur embarrassment,u shud have said..there's something fishy around here.........,

RedPillSucks 31

Or "Hun, I told you not to go down on me after you ate that tuna sandwich" but perhaps that may scar her daughter more.

although the previous responses were pretty funny. to clear things up for you. OP = Original Poster YDI = You Deserved It Moe

ilikeyouuu 0

original poster and you derserved it.

Wow. not to be offensive, but honestly I hate little kids. they have no filters of what to say. and before people yell at me, I was never a kid who blurted things out.

I'm not a fan of [most] kids, but the blurting tendancy can't always be blamed on age. A lot of kids don't have filters because their parents don't, and they learn what's appropriate by example. Tact is a dying art.

Darkblade - you REALLY think you never said anything inappropriate? Unless you grew up a mute, you said stupid shit just like every other human in the history of the world. Cavemen babies said "Ugg!" at inappropriate times. You did the same thing. Don't act all high and mighty just because you don't like kids. For every inappropriate thing kids say, they say 20 funny, sweet, kind, or amazing things. But you don't hear about those as much, especially here.

Doc - Really? Not the kids I know... Hahaha.

justanotherbird 19

Parenting of course has some effect, but being a child also has a lot to do with it. Even the most disciplinary parents have trouble with children sometimes. It's not like a child has the mental capacity of an adult, so they have to learn. I was a pretty good child, but I remember saying something inappropriate as a child. It was out of curiosity, not lack of discipline. In the grocery store I asked my mother in a whisper, "Mommy, why is that man's head so small?" Now, I know you shouldn't say stuff like that, but back then I thought it was just a question.

a_girl_i_know 0

you should have told hour daughter that someday she would smell like that too. lol

what's an hour daughter and why would you predict your daughter's smelly ******?