Christmas, Sexting, Parents and Intimacy: I can't unsee it - FML

I can't unsee it

By meikd423 - 10/09/2010 16:36 - France

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Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00

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Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, wearing just a Santa hat. FML

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Mom gets some

By not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

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Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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By kimbo - 25/10/2010 08:28 - United Kingdom

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Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

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Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

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Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

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Kitchen Nightmare

By Pinsky - 30/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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timmy455 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:22

that's hot

IsabellaC 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:25

what a hoe!

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Anonymous123100 7

Monday 13 September 2010 5:57

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

xXSCENExFREAKXx 0

Monday 13 September 2010 6:42

nasty mommy

AnnaGoesRawrx3 5

Tuesday 14 September 2010 6:56

what has been seen can never be unseen o.o Someones getting a little early surprise for Santa! Who let the hoe's out?!

pseudonomous 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 7:22

Merry Christmas

docfan 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 8:52

send us the pics

mttystrd 0

Friday 17 September 2010 5:31

i wish i got her christmas card

soccerdude101 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 17:16

hey wussup

kriptx30 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 12:48

sweet! is she a milf?

brice_garrett 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:47



rockyoursocks 0

Friday 24 September 2010 8:38

why in the kitchen ? was she making Santa some cookies ? o:

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