Christmas, Sexting, Parents and Intimacy: I can't unsee it - FML

I can't unsee it

By meikd423 - 10/09/2010 16:36 - France

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Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00

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By kimbo - 25/10/2010 08:28 - United Kingdom

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Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

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Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

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Kitchen Nightmare

By Pinsky - 30/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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timmy455 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:22

that's hot

IsabellaC 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:25

what a hoe!

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screamjewel_ 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 6:36

o bb.

sallen0046 4

Saturday 11 September 2010 6:36

So what? Your mother is an adult, and it's her house. She can walk around butt-naked all day, every day if she so chooses.

rider45 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 6:52

haha

jackygirl2 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 7:20

wtff? looks like Santa will find out ur mommy has been naughty.

meneedlove 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 10:09

#104 Thats exactly what I thought! xD

ohgosh_noooo 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 7:23

it's not even Christmas!!!! what a dumb ass!

Slammedintegra 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 7:32

In for pics.

vodkaandpillows 1

Saturday 11 September 2010 7:45

ewww

michelleluvsyou 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 8:11

maby ur mom wanted some hoes early? fyl haha

EmoX_hate 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 8:38

Ew. that's just weird.

sarbearXD 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 14:43

u have a fake pic

astroid714 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 8:42

yay mom;)

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