Christmas, Sexting, Parents and Intimacy: I can't unsee it - FML

I can't unsee it

By meikd423 - 10/09/2010 16:36 - France

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Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

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Christmas pictures

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00

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Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, wearing just a Santa hat. FML

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Mom gets some

By not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

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Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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By kimbo - 25/10/2010 08:28 - United Kingdom

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Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

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Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

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Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

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You deserved it 2 821

Kitchen Nightmare

By Pinsky - 30/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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You deserved it 165

By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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You deserved it 144

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Top comments

timmy455 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:22

that's hot

IsabellaC 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:25

what a hoe!

Comments

WTFreversed 5

Saturday 11 September 2010 8:50

woot MILF

steph11340 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 8:53

I guess Christmas came very early for u this year u naughty good boy :D

aiden2976 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 9:03

was it hot?

mightymart 5

Saturday 11 September 2010 9:25

pics or it didnt happen

exotramp 5

Saturday 11 September 2010 10:11

nom nom nom..MILF cookies for Santa!!

phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 11 September 2010 10:48

I'm 48. I think I'd like to **** your mom. sorry dude. that's life. we're all horny. how do you think she got knocked up with you?

royboh 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 10:52

She's just planning ahead.

ken328 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 11:03

is she hot?

lostinmymind121 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 11:23

at least they aren't for you... or are they??!?!?

piscesMMAguy_92 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 11:23

wow.....I'd ****** move out, after I mase myself in the eyes of course! ;)

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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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