Love: I guess not

I guess not

By Nick - 16/03/2009 05:08 - Canada

Today, I was talking to this girl I have dinner with every week. She’s always telling me how she loves me and I do the same. She said, "The way we talk and act around each other, people would think we were dating." My answer was, "Aren't we?" FML

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Same thing different taste

Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

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Honesty is the best policy

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 02:00

Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML

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By fml7458364838 - 25/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

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By OhJoy - 02/11/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML

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Impossible relationship

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 16:30

Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML

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By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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By Charon - 09/10/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By awkwardpaul - 22/11/2013 10:18 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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Jimboom 11

Monday 16 March 2009 16:10

How can you go to dinner every week with this hot girl and not have made some sort of move on her? Because it sounds like these dinners have been going on for a while.

bryan314 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:17

It sounds to me like she's asking you to formally ask her out. "A weekly dinner" is something I do with a friend. "A date" is something I do with my girlfriend. Ask her out for some other activity some other time of the week and make it CLEAR that it's a date. Sounds less like she's rejecting you/treating you as a friend and more like she's whacking you with a clue by four.

Comments

sinbad_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:32

has it ever occured to anyone to ask if this was written by a guy or a girl ?

dvsfive 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:29

btw.... I'm the guy who wrote the FML. and she just laughed really hard and then said: that was funny. i wanted to write that the first time but there wasn't enough room.

Superman8_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:29

what's her #?

CowGoesMoo 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:54

To be fair, yeah, thats not dating. You can never assume its dating until you actually ask. Otherwise, yeah, you're in the friend zone, and yeah, based on her laugh, you might just be. Sry dude.

RavensRule97 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:56

pwned. ask her out just for the hell of it

smov09 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:02

shouldnt be saying i love you so soon

arms_akimbo 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:44

Ask her out, you mook.

PSS 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:23

#43 does it matter?

scalenehourglass 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:51

how can you not know if you were dating? its very simple. if you've kissed/hooked up with her/slept with her, you're dating her. if you haven't, you're not.

thisisntgrant 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:12

bro, you've both said that you love each other, but you're not dating? i feel like she put you in the friend zone, and that's a friendly "i love you". move on, or come out.