Clothes, Cats and Animals: I'm gonna be late

I'm gonna be late

By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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By Mel - 11/09/2018 14:30

Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML

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How could you, Human?

By I'm a dumbass - 27/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML

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By Idk - 29/05/2014 06:46 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

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By Carrie - 23/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By wasted_gas - 05/10/2013 16:00 - United States - Cumming

Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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Monday 1 March 2010 16:39

So you can't spell meow and leave your clothes on the floor but the cat is the stupid one? Good job.

Link5794 18

Tuesday 6 November 2012 3:55

Periods are disgusting. Cat.

Comments

luvshiei 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:05

The cat was too stupid to "miaow?" I think you should take a look in the mirror OP.

the_rabbit70 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:42

meow tard lol

0mfgz 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:18

And your apparently too stupid to spell "meow".

babylon_pride 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:42

OP kind of deserves it, but I'd like to point out one thing. If you can't figure out how to use "your" and "you're," then please don't correct people. You just look like a jackass.

icy716 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:22

obviously the cat isnt stupid you are its meow asshat! ydi!

Shyanha 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:13

Ugh! We neutered our cat too late and deal with this weekly. as a result (wdi). Wash your clothes with white vinegar to kill the smell (I'd soak for 20 min) to avoid a repeat. performance. So sorry that happened. I love my cat but F it pisses me off when he defiles my stuff!!

loveurlifeJK 5

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:16

What's with all this cat hating? Personally I love *******.

clairdnj 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:00

# 94 "your too stupid"? Pot- meet Kettle.

lawlren 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:42

Miaow? That's a really crappy way of spelling "meow". Unless you're foreign, you don't really have a reason to believe it's spelled that way. It doesn't even sound like that.

gr3y_fml 1

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:55

Doesn't sound like that? How do you think "miaow" is pronounced? Anyway, miaow is a perfectly valid alternate spelling.

monnanon 13

Tuesday 2 March 2010 11:55

my cat doesnt sound like hes saying meow either sheesh its just a noise i doubt theres a strict spelling of it. And as i said before Miaow is how i am used to spelling it and seeing it. while we're on the subject do dogs actually say Woof or Bark. No its just an aproximation of the sound stop getting so upset over the spelling.