Dating, Facebook, Social Media and Love: I'm trash

I'm trash

By skreweduP - 15/06/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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Bad omen

By coveholli - 15/11/2014 14:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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He's one of those people

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML

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Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:36

That sucks. Even though he wasn't interested in you, he could have still been polite. It's extremely rude to ignore the person you are having dinner with. I probably would have grabbed his phone and chucked it at the wall.

Syoungblood07 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:24

What a jerk! FYL!! I would update YOUR status "I just took out The Clap, but I saved myself just in time"

Comments

kellster 2

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:58

He spent half of a first date on the phone? My question is why you didn't walk out. That's so ******* rude!

Charlie_Whipple 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:03

What an asshole. But why didn't you say something instead of just sitting ther like a chump?

SublatePandemic 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:14

OMG. EPIC BURN. revenge time, i'd say :)

Siren_00 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 5:00

Why in the HELL didn't you just leave if he was being so rude? Men will treat you however you let them.

cazzy_33 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 5:19

why didn't you just get up and leave the date??

TJA003 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 7:24

That sucksss. heere is what you do. go out with the douche again then start giving him head and bite his dick. then leave. not 2 hard just hard enough where its gonna hurt/break skin maybs. i'm totally kiddin btw just dump the loser.

3CardMonte 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 15:27

evidently he didn't think it was a date. Are you sure it was?

hottytoddy 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:52

YDI. Be more interesting. :D

Beachbaybe 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:14

Why were u even on his page? He is a fugly jerk from what u have described...

Nintendork 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 22:17

Ooh, that's gotta' be cold. Next time you should probably confront your date who is using their phone way too much. That time is set aside for you two.