I'm working over here, leave me alone!

By lifeguardfuckup - 14/02/2019 15:17 - United States

Today, while lifeguarding, I received six prank phone calls on the official pool phone. When it rang again, I picked it up, told them to go fuck themselves, hung up, and then left the phone off the hook. A second later, my cellphone rang. It was my boss, telling me to get a sense of humor. FML
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myname_fml 0

Your boss sounds like a douche bag. Six prank calls is overboard, unless it wasn't him those six times, but still, grow up.

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untoldfame 3

you should have told him to take a long walk off a short pier!

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Ridyn 0

At least he didn't fire you. at least he was nice about it

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Anonchick 0

#33 how about you go to English class and learn proper grammar before you start telling someone they deserve it for being a women. and I don't know about you but most guys prefer women lifeguards rather than male lifeguards especially when it comes to getting mouth to mouth. but maybe you just wish there were no women in this world and it was only guys...

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joshizzle3 1

i think THIS is hilarious. 37- in telling 33 to go to English class, you made a grammatical blunder. Joke's on you, Anon

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NDnation44 0

#38, while you were writing this comment, who was cooking dinner and cleaning the house? Get back to your women work

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sobe23 0

Nice try, we have mouth pieces you ******* idiot so we dont get a disease. I'm pretty sure if you just drowned and some dude saved your life you wouldn't really care now would you? Drowning sure is sexy =)

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skullbuster 0

Not...on...the....OFFICIAL...pool...phone?! Do you have a spotlight signal, a sidekick, and random appearances of the words WAM, POW, POP, and BANG as you move around the pool too?

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Envirochick 0

Wow. Your boss sounds pretty immature. Strange how he seems not to care that the both of you have jobs to do and that yours doesn't include answering prank calls and his doesn't include making them?

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ABbaby 10

exactly spoken like a person with some damn common sense

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constamapation 0

you lifeguard with your cell on you? What if you have to go in the water?

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argghhh_fml 0

you could've got someone killed. yes someone did pranks but it couldve been for real. you and your boss are idiots and shouldnt be trusted weith peoples lives!!!

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argghhh_fml 0

you could've got someone killed. yes someone did pranks but it couldve been for real. you and your boss are idiots and shouldnt be trusted weith peoples lives!!!

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scott_m319 0

Double posting doesn't make your point twice as likely to get across. And read "Boy Who Cried Wolf".

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KK_320 2

Dang! We wanted u to be fired! No wonder u didn't leave for awhile y we were around the corner watching! Haha! :)

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