In transit

By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 359
You deserved it 107 097

Same thing different taste

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What kind of attention ***** discusses raunchy details of their sex life on the bus, loud enough for others to hear, anyway?

offmycloud 0

Eww. You're THAT person on the bus, who talks about the dumbest, most disgusting things as loud as you can. You totally deserve it.

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You really shouldnt be discussing these things in public.

you know, everyone is ranting on and on that YDI... but, you gotta admit, talk about some serious odds that the guy's mum is on the same bus with her. but still. jesus.

Are you ******* retarded? You're the person on the bus that everyone wants to murder. That's right, even more than the smelly homeless guy. Idiot.

GMSD213 0

thats bullshit. this is fake.

#85...it's hardly "eavesdropping" when someone within 3 feet of you is having an explicit cell phone conversation in a normal tone of voice. With these people who have cell phone conversations in public, most of the time you can't help but hear what they're saying (like the guy I saw yesterday, screaming obscenities into his phone in the middle of the sidewalk; even across the street you couldn't help but hear him). It's easy to say that it's the other people's fault for "eavedropping" but cell phones have changed all that, and people like the OP need to learn that some things you just don't discuss in public, even on your phone. Plus there could be children present. It's a simple lack of discretion and tact, and having explicit cell phone conversations on a bus or other public place is simply rude and stupid, because you never know who's in earshot. And I'm no prude, my sex life would probably make the OP blush, but I know enough to not broadcast it to people who may not be willing to overhear it. (There's also the possibility that some perv will overhear and start stalking the OP or even assault her at first opportunity. A little discretion can help keep you safe.)

scorpioserpent 1

YDI if anyone sitting around you can listen and have to put up with it the whole ride. It's definately karma, so now you'll know when to keep your private likfe quiet. Like if you want to confide ina friend, ok, but do call her at home or something.

I was gonna say YDI, but no. You can say whatever the hell you want to in a public place, and the odds of running into your new beau's mother on the bus aren't what you'd call good. I'm sorry.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah YEAH NICE MOVE lol YDI

Lol @ 92 But yeah. I'm sure it won't stop there. If the OP is that retarded, she'll probably tell her friend her social insurance number over the phone, or her address, or something slightly more idiotic, while on the bus or somewhere where a large number of people can hear her.

You just started going out with this guy. You met his mom already? Wow. I mean, how else would she know it's you, unless you said his first and last name to your friend? I'm sure she was right, though. I'm sure he WOULDN'T appreciate you sharing that shit in public. That's nasty. If you're immature enough to want to share it loudly in public (trust me, the rest of us don't want to hear whose dick you sucked), you're probably not mature enough to be having sex. I'm with #13... please grow up, OP.

Really? You're more shocked that they just started going out and she has met his mom, than that they just started going out and they already have a raunchy sex life? Wow.