In transit

By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML
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Bleep_fml 0

What kind of attention ***** discusses raunchy details of their sex life on the bus, loud enough for others to hear, anyway?

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offmycloud 0

Eww. You're THAT person on the bus, who talks about the dumbest, most disgusting things as loud as you can. You totally deserve it.

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imkendra 0

Oh God... classy! No one wants to hear this stuff in public. The mom was a wild coincidence, but even if she hadn't been there you still shouldn't have been talking about this in public. And seriously? Telling your friend details about your sex life? How is she supposed to look this guy in the eye next time she sees him? And word to the wise (because if you have such poor discretion as to have raunchy sex talks on the bus, you likely have poor judgement elsewhere, like in choosing friends), don't brag about your sex life and provide details to other women, even your friends. No smart woman makes her man sound like such a sex stud that other women want a go at him too.

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ZEROGage 0

Let me guess- you got through school on your looks, fake blond hair, nose job and fake boomers, didn't you? Are you seriously stupid enough, sad enough, or just plain rude enough to have a conversation like that in public loud enough for anyone to hear??? I hope he gives you hell over the conversation he has with his mother about this incident, you frakking moron...

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yamikel 0

You guys didn't notice each other when you first got on the bus?

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Tangostarr 0

HA HA HA HA HA!!! YOU FAIL!!!

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terimaa 0

i'll say what everyone else is saying: why the hell are you talking about things like that in public? not only is it obscene and obnoxious (what if there are kids on that bus?), but it's disrespectful to yourself AND your s/o. obviously you don't care about the former, but you should at least care about the latter :/

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wallythedolly 0

I hate it when I'm in a public place and someone around me is loudly discussing their sex life or something. Seriously? No one wants to hear that. YDI and I hope he dumped you.

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itsgen 16

YDI for being such a ***** come on ur talking about sex on a bus.....at least txt ur friend

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breaksprinter_ 0

What is wrong with you? Why in the world would you discuss your sex life in public, for everyone, [let alone the fact that it was his mother] could hear? That's disgusting, you need to learn some respect for anyone who could be listening and for your lover[?] too. I know I wouldn't appreciate someone discussing the details of their sex life in public if I was their partner; I seriously hope you have learned a valuable lesson from all this. And maybe, his mom told him and he'd break up with you. Either way, you'd deserve it.

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