Transportation: In transit

In transit

By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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You deserved it 107 097

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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You deserved it 125

By MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 123 594

You deserved it 17 308

By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 453

You deserved it 237

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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You deserved it 1 222

By ... - 18/02/2018 01:30

Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 392

You deserved it 5 628

By ohno - 10/03/2010 11:05 - United States

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

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You deserved it 29 679

Disclosure

By ummm eww - 12/06/2020 20:05

Today, my friend and I decided to have a "special intimate" moment together at his house. As soon as I start to really get into it, he said to me, "I sort of wanna do your mom." Way to kill the mood. FML

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You deserved it 281

The Wire

By whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 689

You deserved it 30 693

By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:56

What kind of attention ***** discusses raunchy details of their sex life on the bus, loud enough for others to hear, anyway?

offmycloud 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:59

Eww. You're THAT person on the bus, who talks about the dumbest, most disgusting things as loud as you can. You totally deserve it.

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crayons_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:21

what the hell? you deserve that. no one wants to hear about your sex life! ****

OhFiddleSticks 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:40

You're lucky she didn't slap you.

Rivlas 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:51

Am I the only one who picked up on "this new guy I am seeing"? Sounds like she just barely met this guy and is already doing kinky sex shit with him, sounds like a **** or desperate, either way, he'll probably leave her when he gets bored with her.

hawkloverr 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:53

don't have conversations like that on the bus, it makes you seem like a ghetto highschooler...and to #140, what's wrong with having good sex immediately?

Allord 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 3:01

******* attention *****

trackrunner525 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 3:19

YDI 100%

constance55 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 3:23

that was YOU?! Today, I was sitting on a bus behind this really obnoxious girl who kept talking on the phone about her overly disgusting sex life. I still hear her raunchy words in my head.. FML.

DoctorManhattan 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 3:54

I still don't really understand why people need to broadcast their sexual exploits as though everyone honestly gives a flying shit about them. Just kind of lame and immature, and it's annoying to pretty much everyone around you and kind of disrespectful to the other person, who probably doesn't want all your girlfriends or guy friends knowing what size it is, how wet she gets, that she likes it when you stick your big toe in her, that he gets off on watching you pee... I mean, come on.