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By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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You deserved it 125

By MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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You deserved it 17 308

By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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You deserved it 237

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By ... - 18/02/2018 01:30

Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML

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You deserved it 5 628

By ohno - 10/03/2010 11:05 - United States

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

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You deserved it 29 679

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By ummm eww - 12/06/2020 20:05

Today, my friend and I decided to have a "special intimate" moment together at his house. As soon as I start to really get into it, he said to me, "I sort of wanna do your mom." Way to kill the mood. FML

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You deserved it 281

The Wire

By whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:56

What kind of attention ***** discusses raunchy details of their sex life on the bus, loud enough for others to hear, anyway?

offmycloud 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:59

Eww. You're THAT person on the bus, who talks about the dumbest, most disgusting things as loud as you can. You totally deserve it.

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Tickle_Me_Kiki 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 7:57

Every ***** whoops *dog* has their day...

Dorque 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 8:03

Yeah, she's right. Keep it to yourself. Learn to keep your voice down. Don't go seeking attention from strangers.

mikeloyst 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 8:03

****

kellster 2

Thursday 21 May 2009 8:06

Way to show a complete lack of respect for your boyfriend and his right to a little privacy!!!! I'm glad his mom called you out. Neither she nor anyone else who was on that bus should have had to hear anyone talking about this guy and his sexual proclivities! Grow a shred of respect and shut your mouth!

iamloki 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 8:53

I absolutely 100% agree with #8. I despise people like you. YDI for sure.

cadburyegg 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:49

What's with all these silly bitches who think that acting like this is okay? Sex and the City was a fictional show. No, you are not cool for behaving like those chicks. Kthx.

hayride1987 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 10:22

i HATE having to listen to other people talk on their cellphone! YDI for being inconsiderate to those around you! nobody on that bus wanted to hear about ur sex life (except maybe some creepy old guys) but seriously, keep that shit to yourself... or wait till you are in private to tell ur best friend!

xo_emily_xo 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:22

seriously, you should have texted if you MUST tell someone about your sex-life, but really, no one, NOT EVEN YOUR FRIENDS want to here that shit. it's personal, and you deserved to get busted for it ;)