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By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By ... - 18/02/2018 01:30

Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML

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By ohno - 10/03/2010 11:05 - United States

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

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By ummm eww - 12/06/2020 20:05

Today, my friend and I decided to have a "special intimate" moment together at his house. As soon as I start to really get into it, he said to me, "I sort of wanna do your mom." Way to kill the mood. FML

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The Wire

By whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:56

What kind of attention ***** discusses raunchy details of their sex life on the bus, loud enough for others to hear, anyway?

offmycloud 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:59

Eww. You're THAT person on the bus, who talks about the dumbest, most disgusting things as loud as you can. You totally deserve it.

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Stay_beautiful 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:31

wow, SOMEONE has class. that was incredibly skanky of you.

prbrittny 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 22:48

KIKI I LOVE HOT DOGS

babelini 12

Wednesday 27 May 2009 14:25

hehe. i so wouldnt wanna hear THAT kind of talk in a bus. or anywhere public.

nobiggie 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 19:35

yeah... um... passing notes might've been better at that point, or atleast waiting till your off the bus. But hey no regrets lol

SS240 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:31

Wow apparently FML has a ton of prudes on it. YDI but hillarious, his mom'll get over it and it'll be a great story for him to tell his friends.

Phantom13 3

Sunday 31 May 2009 4:48

Serves you right for braging in public... It's loud ass people like you that piss me off when you won't shut up while your on the phone in public. No one likes to hear what you have to say, and apprently his mom didn't either. Next time, do yourself a favor and shut your fucken trap in public.

squintgotflow 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:59

You're obviously the biggest ***** in the world to talk about that in public. I'm sure none of those ppl wanted to hear about your boring ass sex life. You deserve to get slapped.

nikii 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:11

youre ******* stupid. i would have pushed you off the bus

WillFML 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 13:24

your one of those assholes who thinks everyone gives a shit about their sex life, nice one

amazingkate 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 21:22

maybe you think everyone's impressed that you're having sex. little did you know everyone else is having raunchy sex too. worse than yours, even. but instead you come off lame because now you look like, from these comments, either a) slutty, b) obnoxious, c) attention grabbing. the mom was just karmically there to drive the point home. please marry him. this story must be passed down through your family tree!