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By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By ... - 18/02/2018 01:30

Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML

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By ohno - 10/03/2010 11:05 - United States

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

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By ummm eww - 12/06/2020 20:05

Today, my friend and I decided to have a "special intimate" moment together at his house. As soon as I start to really get into it, he said to me, "I sort of wanna do your mom." Way to kill the mood. FML

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By whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:56

What kind of attention ***** discusses raunchy details of their sex life on the bus, loud enough for others to hear, anyway?

offmycloud 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:59

Eww. You're THAT person on the bus, who talks about the dumbest, most disgusting things as loud as you can. You totally deserve it.

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amazingkate 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 21:29

oh man, think about how you look to his family now, too... mom probs told dad, and may for all we know have brought it up to her son. who would just ******* die if he found out mom overheard what you said. AND she knows that you just talk about ALL your sex in public, so she thinks her son dating you is humiliating for her son and her family. ohhh FYL for being so deserving of this FYL!

gowzer90 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:53

ON THE BUS? REALLY? You shouldv thought about what u were doing - i suggest using ur head next time.If u thought about what you were doing before...... then YOU have serious problems. FYL

nickerbockers3 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 7:45

If I was in your situation I'd want to die haha but that'll teach you to say stuff like that in public! You never know who's listening. Thats a freak occourance having his mum behind you though ahaha.:)

Dynoblaze 1

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:26

that's why you talk about stuff like that in a crowded area.

sahar28 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:09

DUMB ****

Ayri 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 20:56

SLLLUUUUTTTTTTTTT

maackenzie 9

Wednesday 4 May 2011 20:48

wow. I thought maybe you were texting your friend not saying shit like that outloud. YDI for being gross no one wants to hear that shit when their on the bus. but his mom shouldn't have been eavesdropping on your convo.