In transit

By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML
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Bleep_fml 0

What kind of attention ***** discusses raunchy details of their sex life on the bus, loud enough for others to hear, anyway?

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offmycloud 0

Eww. You're THAT person on the bus, who talks about the dumbest, most disgusting things as loud as you can. You totally deserve it.

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Gawain_fml 0

Wow, so you're one of those trashy ****** who discusses her sex life loud enough on the bus so others can hear you. You can't buy class like that.

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Beeebop 0

On a bus? YDI. *****.

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beagle_fml 0

Oh you are the worst type of person. I hate it when I'm on the bus and whoever won't STFU about their drug addiction/gastrointestinal problems/sex life. What kind of freako talks about that stuff IN PUBLIC? YDI.

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Roxas_fml 0

YDI. Keep that shit to yourself until you're in a private place.

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MvK_fml 0

However low the odds were that his mother would be there, you still shouldn't have been discussing private matters in public.

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sarumanthewhite 0

i hope your boyfriend dumps you, you ******* ugly fat **** OF A *****

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kewl92 0

wow definetely YDI, you're an idiot for talking about that on the bus. if I had been in the same bus as you I would've turned around to see what kind of an asshat would discuss their sex life on a crowded bus. do you think people want to hear that? jesus...

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XBeckster 0

Oh my gosh . YDI . Your talking about YOUR sex life , in a PUBLIC bus . PUBLIC being the keyword . Your friends prbly don't give a shit that you did a lot of sexual things , your attention ***** .

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