Facebook, Social Media and Love: In your dreams

In your dreams

By ohiochibi - 03/12/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, in which I made out with him, then it turned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex PMs me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML

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By InsomniacToBe - 19/07/2012 15:55 - United States - Saint George

Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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Another one?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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Sounds reasonable…

By Immaculatedream - 27/07/2013 07:56 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML

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Woah

By Hopeless - 04/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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Friday 4 December 2009 2:37

How could anyone click anything other than "you deserved it?"

RockAngies40 17

Friday 4 December 2009 2:43

Why would you post that on facebook?...maybe tell a friend or two lol If you were to post that on facebook or myspace, of course he would respond like that!

Comments

canada224 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:19

your a tool how is this an flm. who really cares if there ex wants to hook up with them

CyclonePsycho 1

Friday 4 December 2009 4:19

Why do you care if your *ex* doesn't want to make out with you? Isn't that the point of him being an *ex*? Or is there some big secret that I'm missing out on here? Unless you still care about him, I don't see the FML here.

redshortsx 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:23

she put it Under love

time4coffee 3

Friday 4 December 2009 12:09

YDI fro still being in love with your ex

guitardedman 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:34

stop being a ******* devil's advocate and pretending this isn't related to twilight. i've only seen the ******* commercials and i know this is about the goddamn movie. OP, you are ******* worthless. who posts intimate secrets as facebook notes? honestly? I have some crazy ****** up dreams involving many people and things your 11-year old mind couldn't comprehend, but i don't write them on facebook in a cry for attention. (i know i have the foul mouth of a child, but i just don't give a shit)

Unregistered 0

Friday 4 December 2009 6:17

. . . . ? I believe there the feud between werewolves and vampires has long been standing in lore LONG before twilight came along so stop making bullshit assumptions that OP was referring to Twilight you ******* tool for all we know she could have just watched underworld

TheAnnointedOne 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:42

YDI. Vampires suck. Werewolves suck. Twilight sucks. Tweeners suck. You suck.

Powernade 1

Friday 4 December 2009 4:49

get owned

jane99 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:53

I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT TWILIGHT.

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:55

twilight is for hormonal 13 yr. old girls. are you a hornonal 13 year old girl? no wonder he's your ex. I don't get why kissing a ******* vampire who wants to rape your neck with fangs would be sexy. and of course the plot sucks big hairy monkey balls so the only reason you would watch it is if you liked edward the queer. YOU. DESERVED. IT!!