Love, Weird and Awkward: Inappropriate!

Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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Mother knows best

By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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Nice to meet you… again

By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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You deserved it 6 230

By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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Randy old bird

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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By spanishsucks - 01/04/2012 03:01 - United States - Livingston

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

Freudian

By Riley99 - 31/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML

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FFML_314 11

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:01

Wow! That is creepy.

guiltypleasure12 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:01

cougar mommy? possibly creeper mommy? definitely

Comments

OctoberRainfall 13

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:39

I'm sure there's a Shane Dawson video like this.

newburton13 26

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:44

Desperate much?

fishielover1124 12

Friday 5 October 2012 6:56

Damn...you're mom's a **** :P

ricosuave_r8 0

Wednesday 6 March 2013 6:30

Damnn she succubussin hard

ricosuave_r8 0

Wednesday 6 March 2013 6:33

Give her my number for real tho baby

Risful 2

Saturday 16 March 2013 15:54

Guys...Hate to break it to you, but this is from Family Guy Season 8 Episode 13.

Msktlol111 4

Friday 24 May 2013 5:35

didn't you tell her he's yours? lol

shufflyn 16

Wednesday 25 June 2014 18:18

Hey! Don't ruin your mothers date with your boyfriend!

Thekbking 11

Tuesday 5 August 2014 6:29

her moms a straight up bitch and ho. forever a count

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 6 December 2014 3:57

She's a bitch.

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