Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
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guiltypleasure12 0

cougar mommy? possibly creeper mommy? definitely

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Valentina_Baby 7

my moms the same :/ I feel your pain

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mimii92_fml 0

ewww what's wrong with your guys moms??

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sorcerersinger 0

your moms a ***** also?

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sorcerersinger 0

your mom is a ***** also?

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ashboust 0

that is pretty creepy ! just tell her to act her age and stop hitting on your boyfriend !

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Ali_Br_fml 33

oh lord, if he was flirting back, he isn't worth keeping... Smh moms nowadays... Can't even keep it in her pants... lol (I know that saying may be meant for males, but...)

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PlutoSA 0

The problem is, that exactly where she's trying to keep it.

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xxxbooxxx 16

oh my god.. I'm so sorry.. that's.. that's just horrible!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for wanting to fornicate with your boyfriend, for bringing him home to meet your mother, for introducing people of any kind to each other for any reason ever, for having a horndog for a mom, for having a mother who wants to fornicate, for watching her flirt instead of stopping her right away, for confronting your mother you disrespectful trollop, for trying to ruin things for her, and MOST OF ALL FOR HAVING A MOTHER IN THE FIRST PLACE. Just think, if you hadn't done all that, none of this would have happened. Wow, that one was easy. Just like OP'S mom! LOLOLOLOLOL

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sorcerersinger 0

I'm going to pretend I'm high fiveing you, at least until I meet you.

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FFML_314 11

Wait! /Until/ you meet him? Planning a weekend getaway are we, Trollz? Thanks for the invite! *Folds arms* I'll have you know, I already have plans! So, suck on that!

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sorcerersinger 0

............. shut up, bitch.

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RedPillSucks 31

I don't think slapping a giraffe in the kneecap counts as a high-five. FFML_314 - if there's something to suck on, I'm your man...

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Ioannes 0

In my country if one person had done that to another they would be severely beaten with a stick...

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grace31297 14

Stfu and learn to spell. It doesn't matter what country we're in, you're still coming across as an illiterate ****!

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marinus_fml 19

well.. you going to listen to your mum or not?

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ChromeDome 5

I really hope your mother was unaware you were going out with that dude otherwise that would be freaky.

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FYLDeep 25

What a normal boyfriend might have done is simply play along with it all, then when you're leaving turn to you and go, "What the **** is wrong with your mother?". If something similar to that didn't happen, then your boyfriend is probably just as crazy as your mother.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

...or do what you said, but still **** both of them. A hot MILF is hard for a lot of guys to resist. But when they fail to resist, they deserve the consequences!

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