Love, Weird and Awkward: Inappropriate!

Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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Nice to meet you… again

By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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You deserved it 18 550

By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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You deserved it 6 230

By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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You deserved it 2 592

Randy old bird

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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You deserved it 2 803

By spanishsucks - 01/04/2012 03:01 - United States - Livingston

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

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You deserved it 2 907

Weird flex, but OK

By incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

Freudian

By Riley99 - 31/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML

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FFML_314 11

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:01

Wow! That is creepy.

guiltypleasure12 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:01

cougar mommy? possibly creeper mommy? definitely

Comments

FireBug24_7 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:29

Now think.... if one of the daughters has a kid that's old enough he could potentially bang 3 generations! O_O Creepy..... FYL, OP, FYL....

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 29 September 2010 14:45

Wow.... How would that work if he got all three pregnant. I'm your grandpa and your brother... I'm your father and your other brother... Gah!!!!

bummy 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:31

roflcopter!! ur mom needs a vib

2crazy2care 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:33

I'm curious, what does your mom look like? Well either way she's a ho.

katelynjoy 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:34

Awh I feel sorry for you OP:( But did he flirt back? I feel as though the story wasn't finshed...

NitroTonicsFML 4

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:38

that's hot

EROD78 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:40

3 some!!!!!! jk thats kinda wierd actually!

LilToosh 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:43

yay for skanky moms :) haha be careful! he might go for her cuz shes experienced lol ewwwwww

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:43

Mother/Daughter 3 way, that would be one hell of a good check point on his "Man Card"!

Kezia23 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:48

Lucky guy....

teeyah_fml 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:48

wth?! that's messed up! some mom you got there..

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Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML

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Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML

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