Inspiring

By indierocklove - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML
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Same thing different taste

By stressedartist - 09/09/2016 12:43 - United States

Today, I ran over Oprah. FML
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frutoish 0

That's what got me going. Gotta survive the zombie apocalypse.

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pivotmasterDM1 0

-insert cool line from zombieland here-

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langer3416 0

Did it happen to be zombieland?? Rule #1 cardio

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RainbowFormation 0

That's an intresting motivation :)

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JesterMarcus 0

Remember everyone, when the shit goes down, head to Walmart! Sweet now all of you will kick the bucket in the first week leaving me to the spoils.

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JesterMarcus 0

Remember everyone, when the shit goes down, head to Walmart! Sweet now all of you will kick the bucket in the first week leaving me to the spoils.

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SnifflyG 9

If the world has to end, i want it to be a zombie invasion. hitting those bastards in the face with base ball bats =] u guys gotta team up with meh

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cdninf 4

Yeah, until they rip you apart while you're still alive.

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cdninf 4

And u think you mean Zombie apocalypse! Zombies ain't gonna fly here from Norway or anything :) Take care bud.

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ZeroShinigami666 14

make sure to double tap

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