Work, Cars, Ironic and Weather: Irony at a base level - FML

Irony at a base level

By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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By Jessie - 23/02/2009 08:08 - United States

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

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By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City

Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

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By A. - 14/10/2010 07:15 - United States

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

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By epicvixen - 15/03/2015 21:12 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while driving, I saw someone's hubcap blowing away behind me on the highway. I thought it was funny and sort of chuckled to myself. Later I realized it was my hubcap. FML

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By ouch - 20/02/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

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By RainyDay - 11/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML

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Act of god

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

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By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

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If a tree falls…

By Lili - 22/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Leavenworth

Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML

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Great organization

By Anonymous - 21/06/2021 08:02

Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML

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N00d13s 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:15

you were right, that was funny.

melissasmile21 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:10

the damage could've been worse, thats pretty lucky really. shouldnt you be doing work instead of staring out windows?

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fmlreaderr 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 0:45

Good for you... idiot.

twindaddy 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 0:49

So how funny was it that it hit somebody's car?

mezentius 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:07

Wtf, when did we decide that thinking something was a crime? Totally FYL.

AngryC4t 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:31

Pwn3d.

stina_klm 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:58

karma's a bitch. :p

candii_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:59

bwhahahahahahahahahhahahaah :D tht fuken rockss.....

zoomster 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:33

PADIDDLE!!!

ewooze 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 4:51

Haha, that is funny.

shaeto 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 4:54

Why is everybody giving this a YDI? That's just dumb.

england_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 7:58

Karma is a real bitch, isn't it?

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