It's a gas gas gas

By Dog fart - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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yeahyourjealous 0

i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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kel_pie 1

I am so sorry.....but it's so funny

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bigtony916 0

I laughed out loud.

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asshat74 0

omg rofl that's like jamming a turd right up ur nose. lol

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Just_Me_143 0

I first I read it as 'today, my dog farted next to my CRAP' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That's just shitty luck.

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onnielief 4

I am calling fake. My CPAP machine filters and moiserises the air, no way a fart gets blown straight up your nostrils! however you get massive points for originality and wording!

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blueeyes24 0

Every CPAP that I have ever seen works by pushing a continuous stream of air through a mask that you wear over your nose and mouth.... It sounds like you are describing a dehumidifier.

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