It's a gas gas gas

By Dog fart - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 356
You deserved it 4 006

Comments

iluvninjas 0

Best mental image I've had in a while. Thanks, OP.

This is the funniest thing I have ever read on this site. No wait... this may be the funniest thing I have ever read, anywhere. I think I'm going to have a heart attack... please, for our collective safety, never post this again.

HelloAnna 0

Ew, that's quite a disturbing visualization. Thanks.

erizzz 0
Jny_fml 0

That is what you get for having sleep apnea.