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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

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By FakeID - 06/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

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By Beegee - 21/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML

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By fat and broke - 28/06/2015 07:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

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By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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Cops don't do jokes

By Nightbird827 - 02/12/2015 14:34

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Jack.mercado - 19/03/2016 16:58 - United States

Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML

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curlyfriez 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 9:23

you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?

fma_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 9:19

failure u.u

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jungi125 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:06

ever took a look at a license before?

BDA_fml 5

Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:34

Did he have you suck on his breathalizer??

thepunisher_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:04

so are you saying you have never read your license before?!?!

muffinsareyummy 1

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:08

i would just like to state on behalf of my gender that not all women are assclowns.

stone_light 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:34

ydi for being dumb

magichateball 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:58

YDI for being a tard

Leashaness 5

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:17

Whoever modded and accepted this one sucks as much as the poster does. Epic failure for both.

flyingpan8 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:02

YOU STUPID MORON! your stupidity makes me mad. if I were a ruthless dictator, i would put dumb dicks like you on a shuttle and blast you into space.

biggee531 7

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:54

There should be some kind of... test... that must be passed to drive on the road. I don't mean a driving test, i mean a test of intelligence. As it is, the level of stupidity on any major highway surpasses that of the average tri-county cow-tug.