It's a mystery

By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
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curlyfriez 0

you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?

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daplant 0

you got a speeding ticket...and you're embarrassed about THAT??? FYL

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Jack_4194 1

So you made a silly error by speaking without thinking. Anyone who thinks this is a FML has led a very sheltered life.

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fmlfreshie 6

i can't believe this lame ass post got thru, but my blog, which was a 100x better, didn't! FAIL!

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whatthefuckcunt 0

shut the **** up. i agree, this post is shit, but obviously whatever crap you spewed out was even worse. so who's the one that fails. quit bitching just because no one likes your garbage

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ArielTheMermaid 17

lol way to go

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hurley12 30

Sounds like you were trying to flirt with the officer hmmm

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