Intimacy: It's just a flesh wound!

It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Heartless swine

By Anonymous - 15/09/2015 05:56 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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Cramped

By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Cool moves, bro

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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Life imitates bad art

By sex sent me to the Er - 15/10/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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S0CCERSTAR01 2

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:29

Should have punched him in the balls and asked if he still wanted to have sex

DawnShadow_fml 5

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:32

While your vomiting ask him if he wants a *******

Comments

Haha_no_123 11

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:11

Sex can get rid of headaches so his plan COULD have worked if you accepted

mamacakes25 6

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:12

never heard of a concussion as foreplay before but I guess what ever floats your boat haha. defintly need to get that checked out though could be serious

bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:15

Actully you should have had sex with him because right before you ****** your body lets off hormones which works against headaches and fevers and other thibgs

monnanon 13

Thursday 2 February 2012 14:56

Untrue! how many times is this crapy going to be said on here. Some headaches may feel better but any sort of tension headache or migraine is going to get ten times worse. As for a fever you may feel better for a little while but it comes back twice as hard due to uneccesary exhertion.

mama2b3 20

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:39

I hope you said no and went to a hospital.. and even after seeing you throw up he still wanted to have sex? Gross and a dick. Fyl op hope you feel better.

heyred 11

Thursday 2 February 2012 4:05

Vomiting after a head injury can be indicative of something more serious. Get checked out ASAP, send him the bill and kick him in the nutsack.

mariejinx 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 4:35

Well, in my opinion, a guy with no consideration for you, like your boyfriend, should get dumped! You deserve better from a guy than what this one does for you!

YahImThatGuy 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 4:41

If you wanted to do something worse than not have sex, take his penis out, suck it just long enough for him to get fully hard and really into it, and then just stop and leave. Though, if you do this I would recommend locking yourself in the bathroom until he finishes himself, otherwise, if he can get his hands on you, bad things might happen.