It's the thought that counts, right?

By kdmoney - 23/09/2011 06:16 - United States

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Today, my mother said I'm slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution? Buying me a vibrator. FML
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saIty 17

Just stick a picture of him on your little friend. Use it well young Jedi.

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SenGaeriel 3

I just moved from Fresno. Dump the guy and take the vibrator. If he wants to be in Fresno, then he's got the problem.

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bibobobonnor 8

oh yes #157 dump he's the bad guy for wanting an education, I mean it might be smart to end the relationship because long distance is hard to make work, but the way you worded, made the guy sound evil or something

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bizarre_ftw 21

I like your mum! ^_^ All the same that is a bitt uncomfortable. I feel sorry for you about that :/

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WhiteAsNoise3 2

And you're complaining? A vibrator is an awesome gift!

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HomeAl0ne 20

"Here honey, slip this deep into your depression, it will do wonders."

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zomohobo 0

that's a bit awkward.... on a side note, where in Fresno?

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justme0003 6

a very supportive mom..kewl

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ERTH_fml 0

I'm from Fresno :) Bt who the hell wants to move here?

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