It's the thought that counts, right?

By kdmoney - 23/09/2011 06:16 - United States

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Today, my mother said I'm slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution? Buying me a vibrator. FML
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saIty 17

Just stick a picture of him on your little friend. Use it well young Jedi.

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you_and_me_fml 8

Wow.. She has quite the motherly instinct

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Your mother is a great woman. I wish my mum would buy me condoms and ****!!

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GrammarNazzzzzi 6

**** is free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Enslaved 36

I don't mind paying for ****. I'm extremely picky about what I watch. Lol

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GrammarNazzzzzi 6

Im just saying theres so much free **** on the internet that you dont need to buy it. You can, but its a waste of money.

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perdix 29

I'd be really curious about what wheredidgrungego and Enslaved watch that is so much better than what we can find on YouPorn for free. The free stuff always works for me.

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Enslaved 36

Orgasms cause a release of endorphins! She just wants you pocket rocket happy. (:

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Vibrators can be pretty pricey. I say she might have saved you 50 bucks!

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ckilla421 0

Way to go, mom! My mom told me the same thing, but instead of a pleasure stick, she had me clean out her garage to "keep my mind occupied". Quit bitching and go with it.

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