Embarrassing, Shopping, Awkward and Kids: It's true, though

It's true, though

By humiliated - 20/03/2016 11:54 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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Kids Say the Darndest Things

By Lolabunny - 21/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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Stunned silence

By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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Paper-thin walls

By Lauren Davies - 17/09/2019 06:00

Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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By anonymous - 28/07/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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sp00derman 23

Monday 21 March 2016 0:06

well... she's right

B0RN_kRAZY 16

Monday 21 March 2016 0:07

She got that from the Charmin Ultra Plush toilet paper commercials... DUH

Comments

SomeGuyNamedRyan 2

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:56

From Bobs Burgers, I think Gene said it in an episode

SomeGuyNamedRyan 2

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:57

From Bobs Burgers, I think Gene said it in an episode

SomeGuyNamedRyan 2

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:57

From Bobs Burgers, I think Gene said it in an episode

SomeGuyNamedRyan 2

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:57

From Bobs Burgers, I think Gene said it in an episode

manuwish 9

Tuesday 22 March 2016 14:58

I love your kid :)) she's fun!!!

aspecialspecial 21

Tuesday 22 March 2016 20:47

That is so cute lol

lifeindafastlane 1

Wednesday 23 March 2016 2:17

then you got way too much ass hair, maybe you should braid it to avoid the dingle berries

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 23 March 2016 8:49

Gotta love that lack of filter little kids have. Before they learn how to use tact, they'll spit out any thought that pops into their heads, without realizing why they maybe shouldn't say certain things in public. Don't worry, OP, she'll learn in time. Just be patient and remind her that there are certain things she shouldn't repeat out loud around other people.