John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Mattrocker 4

Got yourself a keeper I see

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jaybrown 0

Lmao! #30, FYL!! Whoever made this FML, you should make sure your gf hasn't heard of FMyLife before posting something so specific.

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nonayyme 0

i agreee with numbeeeer 30 :D

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GoMeat4103 0

90, girls actually DO have testosterone. Just not that much, usually. OP: hahaha nice. But now you can teach her how to do it the way you want her to :)

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ohdamn_fml 2

#30 and #83, I don't see why you have to be a *****/**** to know how to give a BJ

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FunWriter20 0

Maybe she knows what it is, but didn't want to do it, so she took a cute/silly/clever way out.

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Blanadestroyer 0

In case she ever asks you to eat her pussy grab a knife & fork and a Tabasco sauce, 'cause you always like it that way...

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OperationNicole_fml 0

Lmao that's wonderful!

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Veryberry05 0

I weep for the future. o.O

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ChrisFrancia 0

tell her i think its time for her to do a quick wikihow search

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metalyoshi9 0

In over a hundred people, almost nobody considered the fact that she probably knew what it was? Seriously. Look at the wording. "give me a ********. She replied okay and bent down and proceeded to blow on my penis." If she didn't know what a ******** was, how the hell would she know it involves his dick? The blow part I get, but job does not equal dick. Honestly, did no one else think that much?!?

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