#127 I love that book! OP: That, pardon the pun, sucks. Just tell her what it really means, and if she freaks out about it, dump her.

i agree with everyone here, hes a whiny little bitch. i dont get how this is an FML #30 haha

woww...haha xD

lololololol

its all good. at least she hasn't cheated on you in the past year and a half. and #2 is probably the same girl as the OP's girl

lmao thats actually made my day

So show/tell her what to do. How can you expect someone to know how to please you if you haven't shown her how? The only reason that any girl knows what she's doing down there is because someone made the effort to show her. It only takes a little bit of work to turn a novice into an expert. In fact, it might be better for you this way because she has no preconceptions about how to do it, so you can show her exactly what you want. All the guys on here who say they'd rather have someone more "experienced" are just lazy, IMO. And the same goes for any girl who expects their guy to be a pro without telling them what they want.

hahahaha she's a keeper.

haha i get it now. i guess im the asshole, fyl (comment #134 edit)

LMFAO at least she does what you ask her to... as far as she knows i really want to know what happened next...