John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Mattrocker 4

Got yourself a keeper I see

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k_li 0

#2 she BLOWED on it, like an air bubble, like blowing on hot soup kind of blowing Wow, she must be either 10 years old, or an intense Mormon . . . .poor girl

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lowcapacityx 0

Lol someone took it too literally; that's cuute thought atleast you know that your girl isn't a BJ *****. I don't think this is a FML at all. You have to start somewhere and if she doesn't know teach her. Gta give her props for even blowing on your peen. -high five-

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1NinjaPaper1 0

either your gf is innocent, or she has a good sense of humor. Either way, stop being such a bitch about not getting a *******.

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RxSkater 0

hahahaha Thats a keeper right there; but thats actually happend to me so i feel ur "pain"

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Evelyn_Babyyx3 0

wow.roflmaoo.what is she like 10?

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DGoat420 0

Lol thats one way to give a BJ i guess.

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