John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Mattrocker 4

Got yourself a keeper I see

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blapimp182 0

Hahaha I love it!!

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pencilmustache 0

ia with 149. l think its cute.

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alex_vik 0

YDI for asking a 12 year old for a *******.

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permission2laugh 0

lol. thats funny. but u do have yourself a keeper.

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doomfromheaven 0

Hahaha. That girl is so innocent. You shoulda said yes, just for fun. :)

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lolfahnny 0

lol I'm number 13 I was wondering how offended you guys would get and, sure enough, nothing brings out passion better than the internet. Good job. At least one of you got it. Fatal blow of air through the urethra that induces death. Srsly, I don't know how you can read that and not laugh.

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VooDooXII 0

The girl's got jokes...hahahahaha.

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duchesse427 0

wow, she must not get out much,lmfao

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