John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Mattrocker 4

Got yourself a keeper I see

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taden 0

looks like shes a virgin, lol wait till you rip that "lower part" and she starts to walk like a penguin

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taden 0

looks like shes a virgin, lol wait till you rip that "lower part" and she starts to walk like a penguin

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dillinger_fml 0

So it's your opportunity to teach her. Be supportive, no need to make fun of her for this. And if you are complaining about her ability to give you oral sex, you better be damn good at doing it for her!

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luanamendes 0

dude, I bet she knows how to give head. maybe she just has an awesome, sarcastic evil sense of humor like me.

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xsouldeath 2

#3 is right. Lol she BLEW AIR ON IT. I'm guessing that's what he means. Look up while doing it and going deep and attnteion to theheadis really good. Ask to **** her face instead. that outta teach her lol

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kellster 2

UM. Has she never been outside, watched TV/movies, or spoken to other human beings before?

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average_girl 0

huh??? how is ur like ****** if she said it was good???

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magiczipperman 0

#195, she literally blew on his penis. u must be way too young to know what a bj is.

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